Priest
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, “Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards? ” The priest says, “Because I’m a father. ” Johnny says, “Yeah? Well, my old man’s got three kids and he don’t wear his collar backwards. ” The priest says “You don’t understand, son. I have thousands of children. ” Johnny says, “You should wear your trousers backwards. “
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